Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!
by themostamazingpersonitw123456 March 31, 2017
Get the pull a castromug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
Get the 《¤》Angel《¤》Fidel《¤》Jose《¤》Kelvin《¤》Castro《¤》mug. An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.
Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes
by Watdaduck July 30, 2024
Get the Castro Valley Highmug. A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city
Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
by SimonSaysOfficial January 4, 2021
Get the Castro Valleymug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the Mária 'Angie' Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. Girl: My new boyfriend is a sexy, fast, strong, intelligent girl magnet
Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know
Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know
Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
by NightFlyer66 February 22, 2019
Get the Phillip Castromug. "Hardy, don't forget to stop at Cliff's and pick up some lube on the way to the daily grind of being a Castro Fluffer."
by Killahrina January 17, 2008
Get the Castro Fluffermug.