A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
by peanutismint July 14, 2011
by annaa.rosee July 22, 2021
by SalmonTasty March 20, 2017
Derogatory term to describe Christians and all followers and who believe in Jesus Christ and who hold the Bible as their holy book, which includes the following: Catholics, Protestants, Orthodox, Mormons, Evangelicals, etc.
Christians are cannibals because Jesus Christ told them to eat of his flesh and drink of his blood in the Bible.
by Suspectthirteen13 April 30, 2022
by a friend for dinner October 17, 2022
Dude: Have you seen the homeless guy down the street?
Other Dude: Yeah, I heard rumors that he's a cannibal
Other Dude: Yeah, I heard rumors that he's a cannibal
by MeatGrease May 05, 2021