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Georgian Breakfast

A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).
Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast
by 960xxx October 20, 2021
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Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.
Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.
by NavelBoy August 31, 2014
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Second Breakfast

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.
Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.
by Luke the Blockhead August 24, 2022
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Singing Breakfast

I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!
by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003
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breakfast sex

Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.

Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.
by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 7, 2005
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California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.
Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.
by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009
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Breakfast Boner

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"
by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009
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