An academically centred private high school in Canada (Grade 7 to 12). Has the advantage of not having child molesters under their payroll (Upper Canada College!). Regularly wins in everything besides sports (exempting girls sports, and swimming).
Contains four houses: Althouse, Cody, Crawford, Lewis. These houses contain roughly one fourth of the school each.
It also has the advantage of MPGC, the greatest club ever. Why? Well, you can play computer games.
Alex Ling is so damn hot.
Contains four houses: Althouse, Cody, Crawford, Lewis. These houses contain roughly one fourth of the school each.
It also has the advantage of MPGC, the greatest club ever. Why? Well, you can play computer games.
Alex Ling is so damn hot.
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"Your sister is a cunt, dude."
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"Huh?"
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Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
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A place where HACKER is a good thing, and buffering is a swear word.
Dorms are filled with computers and soda.
Nerf wars erupt campus wide, some guns drawing blood in a single dart blow.
The grass in green somehow, even in the scorching Arizona heat.
Just down the road from ASU (spits on asu)
Soon the parking lot will be alive.
Cars with neon shall replace the countless racks of bikes.
A place where HACKER is a good thing, and buffering is a swear word.
Dorms are filled with computers and soda.
Nerf wars erupt campus wide, some guns drawing blood in a single dart blow.
The grass in green somehow, even in the scorching Arizona heat.
Just down the road from ASU (spits on asu)
Soon the parking lot will be alive.
Cars with neon shall replace the countless racks of bikes.
Techy 1: "You seen the computers at uat?"
Techy 2: "Yea their... like... crazy!"
Techy 1: "Some of the dorms have like 15 computers each!"
Techy 2: "Yea and The University of Advancing Technology has the best there is for their classrooms with their new government funding."
Techy 2: "Yea their... like... crazy!"
Techy 1: "Some of the dorms have like 15 computers each!"
Techy 2: "Yea and The University of Advancing Technology has the best there is for their classrooms with their new government funding."
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I got a 98% on the math test I didn't study for, but The Universal Law of Balance made sure that I got a flat tire on the way home from school today. Fuck you, ULoB!
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