Rorschart Test

The abstract mess in ones underpants after one gambles on a fart and loses.

My Rorschart Test reminded me that I shouldn’t have had that airport sushi after the grande bean burrito.

I was looking at my Rorschart Test and it made me think...Corn? When did I have corn?

by Themeparkguy May 29, 2020

Neil Test

v. To hum at a certain frequency for a period of 0.3 seconds in order to test a sound sensitive electronic circuit.

May also include the infamous 'Helloooo~' to get a long sound wave to look at.

Often hilarious to watch.

My circuit got Neil Tested! He was saying 'Hellooo' for an entire minute before realizing the oscilloscope was disconnected! ROFL

by CJ @ College February 27, 2011

queered the test

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.

This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/

by Telephony August 24, 2018

The Misha Test

The Misha test is creating an economically viable business plan that is clearly defined with understanding of risks, a logical value proposition and a formatted digestible presentation. Facts and Science > Hype and Marketing. If one passes the Misha Test, they are on on a trajectory to win smart money and launch a product that the world will subscribe to.

Every startup should go through the Misha Test before pitching to institutional venture capital.

by Snowballmoney September 17, 2018

the beep test

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.

"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"

by yatomeino June 10, 2018

Litness test

Spin off from "litmus test".
The test that measures your "litness" level

Douchebag #1: Yo, Kyle wants to hang out with us, what should I say?

Douchebag #2: Brah hell to the nah, he ain't pass the litness test. He wack.

by ReyesXS April 23, 2017

Mom Test

Using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she'll be when she gets older.

"Dude, Angie looks pretty hot now, but I saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the Mom Test. "

"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."

"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"

by Woody Rollins October 26, 2009