two in the canoe

Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.

Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.

Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.

How'd your night go last night?

"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"

by Kdavi934 May 16, 2016

goo in two

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and vagina during the same orgasm.

Shawna was so pleased when Nick pulled out to cum, shot some in her mouth, and stuffed his cock back in her pussy for the rest. She happily exclaimed "I love goo in two - great aim!"

by MarkMakers December 1, 2018

Two's or Dudes

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011

Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010

two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).

A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.

by Pippity April 7, 2008

two-tone

A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.

"The Specials have a great two tone beat"

by FlawlessCowboy August 5, 2005

two-tone

The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"

The 2 Tone Collection, a really awsome collection of songs all the hits of the ska era.

by kelita September 2, 2004