Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.
That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber
by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010
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goo in two

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and vagina during the same orgasm.
Shawna was so pleased when Nick pulled out to cum, shot some in her mouth, and stuffed his cock back in her pussy for the rest. She happily exclaimed "I love goo in two - great aim!"
by MarkMakers December 01, 2018
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two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).
A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.
by Pippity April 07, 2008
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Two Train

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"
Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .
by Bliss savage February 22, 2014
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Two-catter

A person who is widely known for consistently one-upping someone else during the course of conversation. It sounds like they are just trying to be conversational, but they are really bragging about how whatever you've done or have, they've done/have it more, better, grander, with cooler people, etc.

A: "I have a cat".

B: "Cool, I have two cats".
That guy, Ted, is such a two-catter.

I was telling a story and got two-catted by Ted again.

It was a good evening, but Ted kept two-catting everyone.
by JakeHK December 17, 2019
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two-tone

A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.
"The Specials have a great two tone beat"
by FlawlessCowboy July 17, 2005
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two-tone

The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"
The 2 Tone Collection, a really awsome collection of songs all the hits of the ska era.
by kelita September 02, 2004
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