Welcome Stranger

The welcome stranger is a less known form of "anal sex." It incorporates an erect penis stealthily slipping into ones anus without the recipient realising until it's too late. If the receiver does not wish to partake in covert affairs, the welcome stranger then becomes "rape" or more specifically, "anal rape." However, when the recipient does wish to take park in this odd activity, he or she yells "Welcome Stranger!" Or in French, where the position was invented, "Bienvenue!" This lets the initiator know that he may proceed without trouble.

"Well there's a move I never thought possible. The welcome stranger. I won't be able to sit down for days!"

"Arghhh! My dick!!! Never underestimate a butt plug!!!"

"Oooohh, that was stealthy. I haven't had any action for a while, mayswell take what I can get. Welcome Stranger! Welcome Stranger!"

by Gary the goat October 20, 2014

stranger hands

When a guy sits on both of his hands till they go numb and continues by beating off his pecker. Ths gives the sensation that a stranger is jacking you off.

Whoa!!! that was crazy i just did ths thing called stranger hands and it really works.

by the famonkey monster February 23, 2007

don't be a stranger

be sure to come back soon. holla

dont be a stranger we kickin it friday 10pm

by Floresita September 20, 2003

Mysterious stranger

A variation on the stranger. The action of having a partner sit on thier hand until it falls asleep, then proceeding to whack you off, as so neither of you are sure of where the pleasure is coming from.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Mysterious Stranger last night.

Guy 2: How was that?

Guy 1: Man, I didn't know if I was comin' or goin'.

by 6the6fly6 May 09, 2009

hermione stranger

performing 'the stranger' whilst watching a harry potter movie

jay; dude have u seen that bird in harry potter

kris; yer man i always do the old hermione stranger over her

jay; same man id smash her backdoors in!

by jamie mc September 01, 2008

mega stranger

sexual act; just as soon as you have realized your hand has fallen asleep, you go outside and run up to every woman you see and introduce yourself to each one using your still-numb hand, and ask them if they'll agree to give you a hand J with it. It is proper, but not necessary, to state that there is a time limit of around 3-4 minutes, as numb hands don't last forever. A nearly impossible act, they are highly regarded as one of the rarest and most respected forms of sexual contact between a guy and a girl.

~Jim has just awakened to find his left hand has gone completely numb~
Jim: OH fuck yea!!
~runs outside, approaches Jenny~
Jim: Hey girl I'm Jim, I like kick boxing, I drive an 88 Mazda RX7 and I have a dog named English, you wanna help me crank one out?
Jenny: Nice to meet you Jim. Me llamo Jenny and of course I'll jack you one.
~Jim instates the Time Limit Clause~
Jim: Fukkin sweet, but I should let you know you've got about 3 minutes to pump one off.
~Jenny takes note of the kind gesture~
Jenny: Well we'd better get going *wink*

~Jim has just executed the nearly non-existent Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger~

by cassuduh March 02, 2009

Stranger Things

The most lit show on Netflix. A lot of people binge it and make edits on Instagram. It's TV-14 and there is some cursing. There is some jumpscares, inappropriate scenes, sci-fi related things, and 80's stuff.

Friend: "Dude, have you watch Stranger Things, yet?"
Person: "Yeah it's really good that I'm binge-watching it and boy, doesn't get stranger?"

by elnvo April 08, 2018