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poop like a sparrow

When someone eats a lot, but doesn’t put on weight . It is said that they must “poop like a sparrow .” Insinuating they must go number two a lot .
Q-Nicole eats so much food .how is she not obese .

A- she must Poop like a sparrow .
by The Bird watcher April 6, 2021
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pluck my own sparrows

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021
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Jack Sparrow

A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011
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African House Sparrow

A smoke detector with a low battery. Frequently heard in the background of YouTube videos.
Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.
by Trust me I'm a doctor. February 2, 2025
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Hungry Sparrow

(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.
When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
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Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.
"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.
by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022
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Shane M Sparrow

Better than awesome . Kryptonian, Breathtaking, Prodigious, Phenominal, Badass, Legendary
Batman channelled his inner Shane M Sparrow and saved the days
by Wesleepipes June 12, 2018
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