snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

Gary The Snail

To drag your sweaty balls across a woman's face leaving a slime trail, similarly to Gary the Snail from Spongebob when he leaves slime trails.

"Damn dude I Gary The Snailed that hoe"
"What's does that mean?"
"I dragged by sweaty nuts across her face and left a slime trail"

"bruh"

by Fellowyellow420 November 16, 2020

Snail Smile

Where you wipe around a girls mouth after ejaculating to leave a snail-like trail in the form of a smile.

"She must have been happy last night, she got a snail smile and she hasn't said a word since."

by Brennan Lawds February 13, 2009

brown snail

Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet

I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Snail Clown

This is a derogatory term usually referring to individuals who are ; dumb, lame, slow, fat, slimey, gay, jewish, black, ugly, goonish, grimey, smelly, scrawny, weak, and just down right uncool.

This term is also synonymous with the term dehoff

Guy 1: "dude that snail clown's trying to piss me off again"
Guy 2: " oh you talkin about ole dehoff.. yeah dude that's all he does is piss people off.
Guy 1: " yeah he's a snail clown to the death

by Rambo The Boss August 10, 2010

shit snail

Some who leaves trails of shit all over the toilet, in the toilet bowl, toilet seat and on the rim of the toilet.

Adam, what a shit snail! Everytime he shits he leaves trails of shit behind.

by my little wings September 25, 2009

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014