Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.

Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010

Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020

Naked Scorpion

The act of laying on one's stomach, reaching over the shoulders to pull one's ankles into a scorpion-like tail. Naked of course

My roommate brought his fat Australian girlfriend over to the apartment last night for my sister's birthday, and she broke the lazy susan on the coffee table after she tried to do the naked scorpion while we threw kosher eggs at her.

by ClemStokley March 27, 2025

Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.

Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"

by dopelesshopefiend August 27, 2017

scorpion style

Fucking you while your hands and feet are tied together and your mouth has duck tape on it

Yo I railed this girl last night and we were getting so freaky we had to do scorpion style

by That nigga from the j February 24, 2025

Scorpion Kiss

When you slather hot sauce on your lips and eat somebody out.

“Hey, homie, last night I banged a chick and I pulled a scorpion kiss on her.”

by drowningtoaster July 3, 2021

Scorpion

“Scorpion” is a name given to repressed homosexual men who often exhibit an extremely homophobic exterior, but really love to get bent over and stung from behind.

Hey why is Tom so homophobic?
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.

Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.

by Karl.the watchman September 27, 2020