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three sheets to the wind 

Being groggy and awareness-impaired due to there being one or more people nearby wif really "breezy" butts.
Everyone really pigged out at da free community baked-bean supper and then had an uproarious whizzpopping-party afterwards, and so a lot of dem went home totally "three sheets to the wind"!

three sheets to the wind 

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"

The San Francisco Skeet 

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.
I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant
Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.
Sheets into the wind by lianaface! October 23, 2008

sheeting on the bed. 

poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?

Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.

William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? 

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.
Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?