Jake ryder

jake ryder by far the biggest fuller sender and also the longest cock in the crew

Ay any one seen a jake ryder

Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back

It’s definitely jake ryder

by Shshshsg October 16, 2019

ryders sex life

Non existent will never exist will forever be a virgin

Wow ryders sex life sucks

by Nibbabooty September 5, 2020

Ryder Burton

Ryder Burton is a very strange boy. All though he can mess up quite often always forgive him because he really does try his hardest. He always has this amazing smile on his face that makes you smile. Take a picture of his best moments when you get the chance. When you look back on them later it will feel amazing. He has these beautiful eyes, I don’t think I have seen any other quite as beautiful. They sparkle in the sun. Oh gosh they are beautiful. His hair is soft and he loves when you touch and play with it. It was once blond but now it’s more brown but you will love it no matter what. Make sure you play with his ears too he loves that the most. His kisses feel like they will last forever to make sure you hold tight on everyone he gives you. His hugs will make you glow inside. His hight will give you a shock. He will be very tall and that’s what makes his hugs the best. He will be the best boyfriend that you will ever meet so hold on to him just like me. He was wove you forever and always. I wish you Godspeed on your journey with a ryder Burton. Take good care of him please.

My lovey Ryder Burton

by Ilovefish November 7, 2020

connor ryder

a grey hair small boy who is in love with a specail needs midget and has never had a good trim

mate youve got a connor ryder trim

by harrison ranger July 26, 2022

Ryder Pink

This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.

Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!

by GigaMan77 August 28, 2024

Ryder

Ryder is the most perfect boy you will meet. He is handsome, kind, funny, outgoing, talented, and cares for others. If you ever meet a Ryder, hold on to him. He will be worth anything and everything.

I got so lucky. I met a ryder.

by Cyler October 23, 2019

ryder

the sweetest, funniest, dumbest guy with insane rizz and mad hockey skills. he sends mixed signals but he has a gyatt and beautiful eyes

Damn bro, you got yourself a Ryder.

by delulubitch October 29, 2023