Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.

When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.

by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025

Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis

Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.

by wojo397 September 28, 2015

Cunt Musket

It is the person, generally an older cunt, who constantly bitches about how hard she works, thinks she's entitled and compares it to a man, generally she is the voice for the company because she'll tell you what you did on vacation etc. Her retirement is her seniority and we pray that she gets it ! To men she's like a queef stuck to your face or like a good blunt the stank just won't go away.

"Bro I get that she's on the alumni for this company but shes a god damn Cunt Musket."

by Urban slurs June 6, 2021

Rusty Musket

When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face

After the BBQ, Jen and I went home and I gave her a Rusty Musket

by Buhbuh B April 12, 2023

Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s

Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.

by Rev Modé February 2, 2022

Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.

I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.

by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022

The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.

Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."

by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025