mush fake

prison slang for items owned by an inmate that may be legal to buy, but were constructed or obtained through illegal means, hence they are contraband

See that stinger there he's usin' to warm up his coffee? The end's ripped off. It's a mush fake and it's a fire hazard. Tell him to get rid of it and buy a new one at the store.

by peerath January 25, 2006

Mush-Brain

The result occuring a day or so after smoking spice (such as K2) in which you experience slight memory loss and feel rather stupid for the whole day. Experts believe this is just a mental paranoia experience that can lead you to think you have something wrong with your brain.

Johnny- Fuck, I forgot about that homework, dude!
Tom- Probably cause of that K2 you smoked the other day.
Johnny- I think my brain is messed up dude!
Tom- You have massive Mush-Brain!
Johnny- Fuck Mush-Brain.

by UndercoverStoner February 21, 2011

mush nut

the dance to get the balls off the side of ones thigh

Last night my balls were so sweaty i had to do the mush nut to shake them free of my thighs.

by G-pa May 25, 2009

Apple Mush

The new word for apple sauce. For real its not a sauce! I don't see you putting it on anything. Just call it apple mush!

Dude #1 "Hey dude want some apple sauce?"

Dude #2 "Its called apple mush! Get your head in the game!"

by Theapplemusher April 30, 2010

Michelob mush

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.

I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!

by Harry pubes July 24, 2021

Mush Artist

Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.

That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.

Don't loan that mush artist any money.

by Boston_Larry June 27, 2013

Mush Puss

Another way to say you have a sweaty vagina.

“These pants give me mush puss.”

by Lari5642 August 22, 2020