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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
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guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off
dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker
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Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection
My library guardian is a small metal fairy
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guardians of gahool

An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.
Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"
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Guardian

the reason you keep getting game overs in BOTW
Link:*walking through hyrule field*
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
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Guardian Guilt

A useful term for when a character or oc- typically whom considers themselves a guardian of a sort- feels as though they betrayed what makes them belive they are such protectors.
Person A: I killed a dude, but I feel super bad about it, even though they were a bad guy and it was my job...
Person B: Oh— I think that's like... guardian guilt or something..
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guardians. of. the. gaylaxy

best mutual you could have. incredible kind and super cute <33
guardians. of. the. gaylaxy is your mutual? be glad because she's the best!!
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