Diet slut

Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.
Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"
by Prbrlystoned December 06, 2014
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Dick Diet

When you tell people it's your choice to take a break from the penis but you're really just a lonely fuck and no one will have you.
Louise: I'm on a dick diet
Ciara: No you're just a mess and no one will have you
by SuzieBee October 02, 2017
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 30, 2014
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 30, 2014
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photoshop diet

Banishment of unsightly fat by Image manipulation.
Half of the men and women on matchmaker.com are on the photoshop diet.
by Dan Snow March 11, 2010
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Diet-bore

Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:

A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
by jagnot January 23, 2010
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Hadlock diet

When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.

*Jefferson County
I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.
by Michaels girl April 18, 2015
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