Coyoted

The act of being smuggled into the county by a coyote.
Them Mexicans got coyoted into 'Merica.
by Verbular Bandit December 19, 2016
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paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.
I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.
by banks33 February 27, 2021
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The coyotes are back.

When you spot an 80's style mullet such as Joe Dirt wears. Referenced from a line of the 80's movie E.T.
You see a poster with someone sporting a mullet. "Well, looks like the coyotes are back."
by Nkloud November 30, 2016
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Political Coyote Ugly

A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.

It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.
by E Rad October 06, 2012
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Coyote Edging

It was unfortunate that my friends left me in the car to go coyote edging.
by Clearcups May 26, 2023
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coyote butthole

Plethora of coyote Anal sphincter on your pee pee
You’re playing big game hunter and pass the coyote level and need to carry back a momenta of all your kills you skin they ass and wear that coyote butthole
by Gluckgluck10000 December 15, 2019
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Coyote's Breakfast

The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?

Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
by jacko_baby July 20, 2019
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