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Operation Carpe Diem

A rogue covert operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated on October 27, 2022, resulting in peace in the Middle East, and the promise of hope and prosperity for every human on planet earth.
Operation Carpe Diem successfully prevented World War 3 from destroying mother earth.
by Tin Man 8 October 27, 2022
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Carp

Someone who will borrow shit and not pay you back. They will try to bum anything money, cigs, your car.
Bob: hey darryl bum me a smoke?
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp
by nobodys_mom October 27, 2019
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carp

Person 1: dang nabbit.
Person 2: carp.
Person 3: da fuk
by patricia morarez October 16, 2020
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carpe diememe

Used to urge someone to make the most of the present time and give little thought to the future by creating dank memes out of any unfortunate situation.

Translates literally to: "seize the meme"
That meme will problem offend a lot of people... oh well, carpe diememe
by Juerdor Titsgo December 10, 2019
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Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.
i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"
by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018
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Lard Carp

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there
by anonymous September 14, 2021
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Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.
"Ethan ross loves carp fishing."
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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