Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by anonymous September 14, 2021

carp nugget

Its is when u use a fish to help jack ur penis off

I used a carp nugget for more pleasure

by bannana in penis October 16, 2013

Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.

i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"

by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018

Operation Carpe Diem

A rogue covert operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated on October 27, 2022, resulting in peace in the Middle East, and the promise of hope and prosperity for every human on planet earth.

Operation Carpe Diem successfully prevented World War 3 from destroying mother earth.

by Tin Man 8 October 27, 2022

Coonskin Carp

noun
The black Little Mermaid.

I've heard of a coonskin cap, but coonskin CARP? Come on now...

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.

" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."

by ryloken07 September 12, 2016