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running to the left of Bernie Sanders

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in Arizona
supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of Bernie Sanders.
by Sexydimma February 2, 2020
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running to the left of Bernie Sanders

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in arizona
supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of bernie sanders.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2019
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A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
by Lindzko December 13, 2004
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running to the left of Bernie Sanders

committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in arizona
supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of bernie sanders.
by Sexydimma December 2, 2019
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A bernie

A form of sexual act that is so disturbing that the person asked to participate just vomits in her/his mouth and runs.
Girl, I’ll tell you. He was fucking twisted, i can’t even describe it but it was A bernie. So i just left my shoes and ran.
by Long johns dong November 17, 2021
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Bernie Costello

this is a joke, this is the definition of a joke right here folks.

This term can also be used to call someone a clown, like after someone does something stupid or irresponsible you could call them a Bernie.
Person: Did you hear that the circus is coming to town?
Another person: Wait I didn’t know the circus was coming early!!
1st person: Oh yea silly Bernie Costello, the one man clown circus is coming back to town!!
by Max Baker Smith September 17, 2020
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Bernie

A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.

Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.

Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
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