May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.
Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there
by Poophole454 May 09, 2021
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July 16th

the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)
*july 16th 2020*
“will you go out with me?” molly asked

“:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

“i love you molly.”
“i love you too, so much.”
by peanug November 16, 2020
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October 16th

The day a stupid fat fucking fuck was born. There were many stupid fat fucks born this day.
Today is October 16th, my stupid fat fucking fuck of a friend was born today!
by Stupid fat fucking fuck October 17, 2019
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April 16th

Grab another mans dick day! Ya’ll get payback for being desperate earlier.
Awww man it’s April 16th, guess i’m gay!
by knightwing013 April 14, 2019
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April 16th

It’s the only day where you can grab your girlfriends ass and she can’t do anything about it.
Your walking by her on April 16th

you grab her ass she can’t do anything about it.
by Broosday April 15, 2019
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October 16th

Caitlyn’s birthday, say happy birthday to that bitch 😘
“Hey caitlyn,happy birthday hoe!” October 16th
by Ushdhdjdjdbdnjd October 14, 2019
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April 16th

April 16th is national grab a girls booty day. So grab your crushes booty. And they can’t say anything about it.
John-Woah today is April 16th sweet imma grab her booty!
Alex-Me too!
by Wolf_women42 April 16, 2019
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