A text that you swear you got. Either by feeling the vibration on your leg, or hearing your tone, or in the worst of cases both. But when you check your phone you are left feeling cheated.
A texting miscarriage.
A texting miscarriage.
Guy 1: "Dude, let's do something"
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
Guy 2: "I texted those girls I met yesterday, I think they just responded. Let me see what they said... Oh nevermind, it was a phantom text..."
Guy 1: "stfu man, nobody likes you."
by VeryReliableSource August 6, 2009
Get the phantom textmug. when a student at USC is robbed, mugged, stabbed or shot; other students will send out a mass text warning other students
by other dude February 24, 2011
Get the trojan textmug. Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.
Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!
Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.
Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.
Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.
by Two D's August 6, 2009
Get the text impedimentmug. by Nukanukanuka April 12, 2010
Get the texting courtesymug. An unneccesarily long body of text in which there is absolutely no point in providing that much detail
by DankUnicorn69 June 22, 2017
Get the Ryan Textmug. A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).
"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"
by Testosterone Tornado March 24, 2020
Get the Tactical textmug. An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.
Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.
Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!
by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014
Get the text grenademug.