Teddy Faggot

Drink: Vodka & Orange Soda

2 ounces Vodak
4 ounces Orange Soda (Fanta, Sunkist)

1 Fill a highball glass with ice.

2 Pour vodka in glass

3 Pour in orange soda (diet sunkist can be used make it extra faggot)

4 Enjoy!

I had a rough day at work, guess I'll sidle up to the bar and have a Teddy Faggot.

by sonofleemarvin June 30, 2011

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Teddy's leg

The point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter - resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy.
See also Bungle’s finger.

- Can also refer to the act of defecating.

- Variant of turtle’s head.

“Bloody hell, if I don’t get to a toilet soon I’m goin’ to shit myself – I’ve got the teddy’s leg already!”

by Rize December 16, 2003

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torch teddy

A person that would rather smoke weed than be in a relationship.

Savannah would rather smoke weed than go out with me. Such a fucken torch teddy.

by FrankieDawg May 11, 2011

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Teddy Cabbage

1. (n) A Bulgarian pornstar/ sex trader/with a little asian girl fetish.
2. (n) One who lives, eats, breathes, and has sex in cabbage.

1. Did you see that porn video with that Teddy Cabbage? yeah dude, cabbage was getting ravaged everywhere I think I'm seeing double now.
2. Did you see that guy dancing over there he is doing the Teddy Cabbage. Damn he's crazy, he is gonna get so much action tonight.

by Harpoen & Old Milwaukee October 14, 2010

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Teddy Graham

Chubby white girl with a tan.

She's cute in the face but I don't mess with Teddy Graham's.

Black men love Teddy Graham's.

I got a Honey Graham but all of her friends are Teddy Graham's.

by Kaef Black October 03, 2014

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