Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
Get the tail talesmug. Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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by BJ tutall June 28, 2025
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2023
Get the Tale from the rELBJaLUDmug. Tragic Tale Syndrome (TTS) is an effect someone can get if they make a "Tragic Tale" video on YouTube. Once they make one, there is no turning back. The carrier will continue to rant on how the game is bad even though it's got more good than bad to it
Guy 1: I really like VileHyperion's Tragic Tale of PvZ video
Guy 2: Don't listen to him, hes got Tragic Tale Syndrome. His video was just based off nostalgia
Guy 2: Don't listen to him, hes got Tragic Tale Syndrome. His video was just based off nostalgia
by Gamer47 June 18, 2022
Get the Tragic Tale Syndromemug. Jacob, did you know that mangosteen is like the strongest antioxidant and its the cure fore everything?
Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
by The biggest of all cats November 7, 2017
Get the beefy talemug.