Man Thought

a sexual thought that runs through any person's head after someone says something remotely sexual.

Jami:i'm wearing a miniskirt
Jim: MAN THOUGHT!

by the rofldoctor September 27, 2009

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

thought writing

Writing one's thoughts as one thinks them.

A thought writer sends his thoughts from his brain via his nerves to his hand which writes them and lets him see his thoughts transformed into words.

Thought writing' and 'thought typing' are not the same as writing. Writing asks the brain to articulate a thought or an emotion for the writer to write down.

by but for December 16, 2017

Escalator Thought

An Escalator Thought is an enhanced realization of a previously unexplored idea or concept that is achieved when a person experiences an increase in altitude. Escalator Thoughts can be formed during multiple means of ascending motion, such as via airplane, roller coaster, elevator, running up stairs, and of course, riding an escalator.

Mike: Hey Alexa, you wanna hear an Escalator Thought?
Alexa: Sure, go for it.
Mike: If you fell down an escalator at the same speed it was rising, you would simply fall in place.
Alexa: Woah.

by Vicmik May 5, 2022

Deep Thoughting

Overthinking a sexual encounter.

Feeling doubt or insecurity after the fact and replaying it in your head.

An emotional deep throat.

“I can’t stop deep thoughting that hookup I had with Alex, I feel like it was so awkward”

by Deepthoughtthings June 13, 2022

Thought baby

A baby made of thoughts; it is the conclusion to a string of thoughts.

A: "Why are you just staring in to the air?"
B: "I was just having a thought baby"
A: "I see"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

attempted thought

The attempt to provide assistance or concern, without really meaning it or having the intention to follow through. By saying the acceptable or possibly "expected" comment, it removes the temporary guilt, that the speaker feels.

Well, I suppose it's the "attempted thought" that counts! (sarcasm)

by Tiffany Happy Days June 18, 2014