a low key slut and/or whore that hasn't come out of the closet about it.
by shybabenicole September 16, 2010
Fat Chick's Friend-"How was your date?!?!"
Fat Chick-"It was good, he's realy into me but I think he's embaressed to be seen with me."
Fat Chick's Friend-"You mean, he's a closet chaser?!?!"
Fat Chick-"Yep, another one."
Fat Chick-"It was good, he's realy into me but I think he's embaressed to be seen with me."
Fat Chick's Friend-"You mean, he's a closet chaser?!?!"
Fat Chick-"Yep, another one."
by Maryboberry09 January 15, 2009
A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.
Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.
by Jesse Surrette March 10, 2005
He claims to live the thug life but I've seen his closet music. Anyone who listens to Kenny Loggins can't possibly have street cred.
by the_cursor November 11, 2006
A deadly location where a person is backed into a corner and is repeatedly hurricane-kicked, haduken'd, and receives numerous dragon-uppercuts.
by T-Chan January 25, 2009
two females who are best friends that partake in sexual acts while still maintaining a heterosexual lifestyle
by swoosh_bear92 June 20, 2011
A place of worship dedicated to a person with no knowledge of its existence. The shrine may contain the person's used tissues, worthless possessions, and an exact replica of the person constructed from the person's old chewing gum. The statue is to be worshipped in the shrine each night before bed and homage is to be paid.
Helga is stalking Arnold religiously. She even has a closet shrine dedicated to him where she worships a statue of him every night before bed.
by lafuferfly August 12, 2010