swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.

Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.

by kingswooper July 22, 2009

Swooping

The act of pooping while swimming.

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!

by Cloakanddagger95 September 8, 2018

delta swoop

Style of southern American haircut. Commonly seen in the Mississippi Delta. Low lying bangs that commonly cover ones eyes. Similar to "Bama Bangs". Origin: Greenwood, MS.

That bro has a sweet delta swoop.

by willis_c June 8, 2014

Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.

Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."

by Carbomb September 28, 2011

Swoopy

Adjective -- Swoo - pee -- Describes the long, flowing hairstyle that most Emo/Highschool boys are wearing.

Check out that boy at the mall's swoopy hair.

by Deohgee November 8, 2009

Swooping

In skydiving. High speed, high performance landing.

Pond swooping is a form of competitive parachuting wherein canopy pilots attempt to touch down at a glide across a small body of water, and onto the shore.

by voytec January 12, 2012

swoop

The anal sweat that usually results from a long, strenuous workout. It smells like poop, but lacks the color and consistency.

After finishing the 10k, my undershorts were laden with swoop.

by eshizzle June 11, 2006