Adult Swim

The time when children are not allowed in the pool. This is so adults can have nice calm leisure time in the pool without children running around and performing "cannon balls", which can be rude, and annoying.

I'm so glad it's adult swim time. I don't like swimming with kids.

by Brock Sampson February 6, 2005

going for a swim

what a boy would say to his friend when he was going to have inter course with a lady friend of his. slang for sex

Yo! That party lastnight was sweet! i took a girl home and later im going for a swim

by TheGhettoDictionary January 4, 2015

swimming with the lads

Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.

Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...

by Ggirentafogg January 19, 2018

Swim Team

The "cool kids". You can generally encounter them striking up casual conversations with the vending machine, swiming...on the deck, inquiring to the lifeguards if they know how to swim, doing the waltz, shaking people's hands vigorously- shouting "THANK YOU, COACH BRENDON!", saying loudly "JOHNNY FOO. HELLO!!!" and lecturing the coaches on not reaching their full potential.

The Swim Team was revered by all, becoming too cool to sit with the other, odd people.

by That cool kid November 29, 2004

swimming pool

A pool of water used for teaching children to swim or simply for swimming for relaxation or to keep fit. Outdoor ones are best avoided in summer as they end up like a swampland with wildlife to match.

Never swallow any water in a swimming pool. Ten to one someone has gone for a piss (or worse) in the pool.

by Stormsworder May 31, 2007

Adult Swim

The layziest, craiziest, most innovative group of potheads that have ever been not fired from telliviesion. Best known for cheeply produced cartoons(i.e. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 12 oz. Mouse) and have even resorted to rehashing footage of old Hanna- Barbarra cartoons that result in the cheepest laughs on tellivision, both litterally and figuritivly.

They are also known for having the newest episodes of Family Guy right after FOX airs them, and have been known to run every other FOX cartoon in existance, exept The Simpsons. They really hate when you ask for The Simpsons

"If you're up past midnight, your likely watching Adult Swim"

by hatespamneverspam January 30, 2010

Swimming pool

where a male puts his penis in a fmale(any hole, vagina mouth, butt-hole what erver) cum's then pisses in the hole right after cumming.

boy: dude did u hear he gave her a swimming pool?
boy 2: ya now now one will go near her.

by chill_broskie October 8, 2013