When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
by AmericanBadass January 23, 2013
A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time
Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night
Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat
Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat
by George kalahan May 11, 2016
by Jarrell mafiosos July 01, 2018
by Dwizzlle August 07, 2023
Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked
We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024
The act of cumming in someone’s ear, then placing a strawberry in it, and proceeding to blend it into a smoothie. Pour it in a nice chilled glass and consume.
by Troxxerman April 30, 2024