Shimi

The epitome of retard, one who truly needs to be put down.

Can often be associated with mentally disabled donkeys.

"Dude that guy got a 20% on the test, what a shimi."

by smokey robinson January 6, 2015

Saimi

Short, agressive girl who loves alcohol and to play fortnite, especially "playground" game mode.

"Hey do you know saimi"
"Yeah she got mad when i told her that i don't want to play playground with her"

by That's alot of damage October 23, 2018

Siming

Someone who is either really cool or fails at life, though never in between.

Gosh, why are you so siming?

by Mildred1000 August 24, 2008

Saimi

A Saimi is someone who spends most of it's time on drugs and alcohol. All the Saimi's are most likely to die before the age of 25.

Oh look, theres another junkie crawling across the street, I mean, a Saimi...

by scarescrowtopia October 23, 2018

Simi

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.

Simi is beast

by Bierke September 9, 2020

shimina

a black person who is upset

Look at that guy over there throwing a fit. What a shimina!

by sksksk September 30, 2007

ASS SIMILATOR

A Guy who pretends to be a Homo as to reap it's many benifits- such as : Tight pants, Pink shirts, Shopping, Oprah, Speedo's, Australia, Compact cars, Large cars, Leather hats and Thin cigarettes !!!

That Oprah watching ASS SIMILATOR over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last Leather hat. GODDAM SMOKER !!!

by Ryan Angel September 4, 2006