Straights

Cigarettes out of a box - not rollies

‘Can you buy me a pack of straights?’

by ThE ToRiEs aRe cUnTs June 22, 2019

Straights

British, a pack of pre-rolled cigarettes.

Asking a friend who smokes "have you got any straights?"

by Eltuno August 19, 2019

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

straightsapien

Lil stupid gay shit who is dumb and stinky

You gay
No im a straightsapien your a homosapien

by ReeIsDaName October 22, 2020

Straightstremist

Same as Super Straight, but requires a genetic test for two X chromosomes for all potential sexual partners.

Jerry: “So Mark, are you gay or something?”
Mark: “WTF? I'm a total straightstremist!”
Jerry: “Wtf is that?”
Mark: “I only date pure women that have been genetically tested for two X chromosomes, not the dudes that transition.”
Jerry: “Oh alright, good to know.”

by Sir Kunty III esq. March 9, 2021

Staggot

can be used for any word in any insult

Staggot, just Go

by SharkBait555 May 18, 2021

straightsplaining

Another "woke" word that doesn't mean anything particular. It's just another mish mash of words used to discredit white heterosexual males.

"Woke" person: White cis men are straightsplaining again.
Chad: Stfu lol.

by TheSoSv2 August 17, 2022