Paul Stitch Up

Any job from Paul that looks one way on the surface, and then you start work and discover a plethora of oddities and road blocks that werent scoped

Fuck sake, another Paul Stitch Up.

by M0N74R0 August 29, 2023

Dirty stitch

When a French bulldog farts aggressively into the mouth of a human.

Yo my dog did a dirty stitch last night while I was asleep!

by Dirtynathan69 September 14, 2021

Binky Stitch

(Noun)

Female with a rank kooter.

Travis Avery still wanted that 15 year old Binky Stitch even after the whole town ran a train on her.

by veelooo September 02, 2009

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021

Stitch

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.

Shaun doing a 5km run: 'Aww shit, got a stitch'

by bigboymcevoy November 19, 2020

Stitches

The perfect slim doobie, that's usually rolled by experienced stoners.

No bitch can beat a stitch!

Is the stitches ready?

Don't smoke that normal joint I'll roll a stitches.

by NBBot December 02, 2021

Stitch

- a very intelligent person

To stitch means to put something together.

A smart person sees connections and relationships of resulting phenomena.

This Stitch over here figured that you can't know what something is if you can't interact with it.

by MickeyMaker December 15, 2020