STD Fairy

A person who has every or near every STD, but does not tell anyone before sex

Guy 1: Hey should i have sex with Stacy?
Guy 2: No she is an STD Fairy.
Guy 1: O right.

by IDET58 March 20, 2017

STD Stunner

When You have a Condom Catastrophe which in the end results in at least one STD if not possibly more! "Next time wrap that bitch up tighter!"

Remeber that condom catastrophe I told you about.. well now I got some STD stunner news from my Doctor!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

STD Fro

Omar's hair
Hair that feels like a rug

You have an STD Fro

by Unknown March 11, 2003

Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

by Special E.D June 17, 2018

STD Meltingpot

A person who is suspected of having a variety of STDs, some of which are possibly not known of yet.

-you see that girl over there I think her name is Whitney? Well let me tell you she is like a STD meltingpot, she dated Ryan and I heard now he is being treated for herpes, syphilis, and a slew of other STDs.
-Eww gross!

by yougetwhatyoudeserve February 10, 2010

Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 24, 2013

std words

Words like Shit, Tit and Dick. Basically, the vocabulary of the average middle schooler.

Father: Now Bobby, I don't want you using std words at school.
Bobby: F*ck you you're not my real dad.

by nonecaresgod November 04, 2015