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Squiffing

The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence
Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered
by Scottleydog February 26, 2025
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Squibbin

The act of trying to eat fried octopus with Brussel sprout and eggnog but you accidentally choke OR fall asleep and launch it across the room and start a food fight which causes someone to pour eggnog down your pants. It may often be taken as rude and always mistaken for being on purpose. Often used in more southern regions of America, in Mexico, and Africa.
“Did you see the news last night? Apparently some 16 year olds started a Squibbin at a hibachi restaurant which resulted in someone starting a fire. It was insane.”
by IRONCALLYtabitha March 14, 2025
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Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.
She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).
by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025
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Squitting

When one squirts shit out of their ass while simultaneously cumming plentiful load.
“ I was squitting so hard last night I woke up covered in a lot of brown liquid “

“ Man that guy I was out with last can can really squit! “
by Fartteheedoyoy July 19, 2025
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Squiding

When one proceeds to make very intense and disgusting slurping and sucking sounds with their tongue and mouth. This is extremely annoying when done close to someone, and has no real use except for when someone is genuinely bored and has nothing else to do.
Bro can you stop fucking squiding!
by Lyrical_nightmare July 27, 2025
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Squirting

Utah slang term for lying
"dont listen to charlie he always be squirting"
by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025
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squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
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