snail snatcher

A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.

"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"

by IDrinkAndKnowThings August 4, 2023

Grizzly back scratcher

The act of wall sitting on a tree in the woods and deficating while recieving head

Alessandro wants to be the first man to get a grizzly back scratcher

by Juicy jesus October 8, 2014

Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

The bookie sham snatchers

A group of male misfits determined to cruise chicks and suck face

“When I grow up I want to join the bookie sham snatchers”

by Big20 & CurlyBoi November 4, 2019

The Toe Snatcher

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!

Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!

by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020

Rug headed panty snatcher

Usually used to describe a 7ft tall man with a bad haircut and a fetish for female undergarments

"Fuck off Lewis you rug headed panty snatcher"

by Ruggalini February 22, 2021

Family latcher snatcher

An in-law who has few, no or strained relationships within their own family but gives you advice and direction then builds alliances and bonds with your kin where you feel like an outsider.

My dil used her family latcher snatcher skills to alienate me from my siblings.

by Emmiee August 31, 2023