Speelingitis

A rare and serious disease that plagues high school students who cannot spell words correctly.

The way someone infected with speelingitis would spell:

I hove Spellllllliiingggitis.

by speelingitis May 29, 2010

spending a third

having sex

Nick was spending a third with Daisy.

by ireallydontknow12 September 21, 2013

shredding meat

When you and your boys are top players, hitting town and taking all the girls home.

Yo Mickey was shredding meat last night, I saw him take at least 3 girls back.

by Shredzy April 17, 2016

Shredding the gnar

The act of engaging passionately in an impressive display of skill, especially under ideal conditions.

I thought I was so savage at curling until I saw the pro's shredding the gnar in the olympics and now I feel like an absolute chode.

by The real Dingleberry Jones June 10, 2018

shredding butter

To pass gas; a fart

Man I'm really shredding butter after that Taco Bell.

by FunnyWordsmith May 26, 2018

Screeking

“I’m...screeking”
-Garrett Watts
(Also can be spelled as Skreeking)

A mix of the words screaming and freaking out

Can be used to replace:”I- Eye- Omg- BSKSVDKVSKSVAKAV(key board smash),etc.”

*favourite artist drops a new album* “yA’lL, i’M sCrEeKiNg-“

by QuinnCowie November 17, 2019

SPLEEFING

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.

SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.

by Spleefing December 22, 2022