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Paki-Split

Hair style that affects young South Asian men as they age, characterized by a big deep hair split in the middle of the head and is more covered in gray hair then the rest of their head. Seems to happen faster after becoming an Uncle.
Raj: Did you see Purpal tonight, wow he is really aging?
Hanji: I know, you can see his Paki-Split is really coming in nicely.
Raj: Yes it's really deep, I hope mine is as good as his when I'm his age.
by desi2010 July 20, 2010
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bangana split

a move men use on young adolesent girls, where they bang them, and then split before they wake up.
Matt: whatcha do last night?
Dave: nothing much, just pulled a bangana split on some hot chick.
by dave kadden April 8, 2008
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Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.
My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
by GDDPHD February 23, 2015
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Solomonic split

Dividing something impossible to divide into two parts. From the Biblical story of King Solomon trying to ascertain the mother of a baby and suggesting that he be split into two, one half for each putative mother. 1 Kings 3:16-28
The partition of Palestine in 1947 was an example of a Solomonic split.
by cbb1377 May 28, 2016
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Banana Split

When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor
by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017
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American Split

In a warm envirement, so your balls are droopy you hold your penis between your balls and titty-fuck them.
I was bord of jackin off all day so I gave my self an American Split.
by ben the ram September 27, 2010
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split beaver

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!
She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.
by kofi May 14, 2003
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