Sphincter Roulette

When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.
"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."
by SJPUNOME, The Grand Pilubah February 25, 2015
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sphincter nipple

a nipple who's movement that you can control so much that some people have been known tot tie shoe laces with them
that brother has the biggest sphincter nipple son, i saw him pouring sprite for everyone at the party last night
by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003
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sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.
That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.
by J April 28, 2003
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Airing Out The Sphincter

Dave: "Christ Bob what's that smell?"
Bob: "Oh that. I was just airing out the sphincter."
by djandym January 03, 2015
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a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"
Teh example is covered above darling
by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004
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Burning Sphincter Bombs

when you take a crap and it sprays and burns so bad from too much hot and spicy food and still burns after your done wiping
ow! My ass is on fire! damn those Burning Sphincter Bombs!!
by jordiea January 21, 2011
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Sphincter Pinger

The act of "sending the packet" to ones sphincter. Think of common networking terms when thinking of this definition.
My wife called me a sphincter pinger when I tried to bone her booty.
by Jarod c October 08, 2005
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