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sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.
You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.
by seenvanloos April 16, 2019
mugGet the sparkling showermug.

sparkling wiggler

"I'm just heading down to the corner of 3rd and Colfax to meet up with some Sparkling Wigglers."
by BonafideRealOne April 19, 2022
mugGet the sparkling wigglermug.

Sparkling cookie

A cookie that is a HUGE DORK! He’s adorably awesome!! ~Herb
by ..Herb_Cookie November 19, 2021
mugGet the Sparkling cookiemug.

mountain sparkleing

while in the woods or camping, u take a wooden walking stick and set in on fire, then u make up your own ritual dance and swing your stick along. usually a sport proformed while on psychadelic drugs.
we were up all night around the camp fire partying and mountain sparkleing, good times.
by g'd up foo June 15, 2009
mugGet the mountain sparkleingmug.

sparkle toes

Sparkle toes is a homophobic term used for over flamboyant gays.
Carl: Geez, can Spencer be any less of a sparkle toes.
by ayeeeitsmaggie June 8, 2018
mugGet the sparkle toesmug.

Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.
I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles
by daudrina February 25, 2011
mugGet the Taint sparklesmug.

Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.
"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 12, 2020
mugGet the Sparkle christiansmug.

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