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Snooki

A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away
Person 1:Did you hear how Snooki prays on men like a feisty anaconda
by turtles3 December 31, 2014
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snooki-like

A woman who dresses and grooms to look like Snooki. Similar to a "look-alike", but specifically with regard to Snooki.
I was at the bar last night and the place was mobbed with loud-mouth Snooki-likes.
by tyrannosaurusrick May 9, 2011
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Snookie

A women who thinks they are prettier than they are but really she is short fat and has a really bad fake tan. And you can smell her sour vagina when she walks past.
I hate her she is a snookie.
by Panty waste July 21, 2017
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Snooki

An erection that you are unsure of why you have.
Every time I watch Full House I get a snooki.
by StevieIrwin March 14, 2013
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Snookied

The action of being taken home by a girl for a sure thing, then being disappointed by the female menstratin.
Ya dude, I went home with her after the bar but I got snookied.
by Josh Krelly February 24, 2011
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Snookie

No snookie for you tonight!
by Fireskave July 26, 2022
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Snookie

A dog which only loves its owners and protects them with their lives and has not socialised with other people or animals
My dog is a snookie
by MJPHANTOM December 19, 2021
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