A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away
by turtles3 December 31, 2014

A woman who dresses and grooms to look like Snooki. Similar to a "look-alike", but specifically with regard to Snooki.
by tyrannosaurusrick May 9, 2011

A women who thinks they are prettier than they are but really she is short fat and has a really bad fake tan. And you can smell her sour vagina when she walks past.
I hate her she is a snookie.
by Panty waste July 21, 2017

by StevieIrwin March 14, 2013

The action of being taken home by a girl for a sure thing, then being disappointed by the female menstratin.
by Josh Krelly February 24, 2011

by Fireskave July 26, 2022

A dog which only loves its owners and protects them with their lives and has not socialised with other people or animals
My dog is a snookie
by MJPHANTOM December 19, 2021
