Smeller

Someone whose great at sniffing out drugs almost like a dog.

Joe: Dude, I bet I'm a better smeller than you.
Mike: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Joe: *goes over to big black guys ass and sniffs*
We found the weed, we found the weed!
-Cops come over and arrest the dude-
Joe: Well?
Mike: Alright..you win.

by crazyinsane June 1, 2010

fresh-smelling-cunt-face

A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.

Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...

by pseudojimurmum November 22, 2013

Poop Smeller

A poop smeller is a new parent. So called because of the manor in which they check to see if there is a dirty diaper. They hold the baby up and smell at the diaper. If it is full of poop, the parent smelling is a poop smeller.

Your a poop smeller.

by DonnyR September 17, 2014

Typing and then smelling the ink

Fingering a girls pussy, then smelling your fingers afterwards

Scene Kid 1: dude what did you do last night?
Scene Kid 2: i was Typing and then smelling the ink.

by Skullkingx7x January 24, 2007

Smellancholy

The great sadness one feels when a food that is in the fridge that smelled great a couple of days ago when it has turned to a not so pleasant smell before you have the chance eat the leftover.

Also applies to food that smelled great at a restaurant, but has now overwhelmed everything and knocks you down every time you open the fridge...

After the wonderful Italian meal on Friday night, she had serious smellancholy the next day when the garlic emanating from the fridge knocked her over.

by JohnGo April 12, 2014

pap smeller

somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.

Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!

by Ben Dover April 27, 2004

smellington

a nose bone creation of me!!!!!

aidan howard wrote this

by aidan howard is gay February 9, 2004