Speager

A small, furry animal with red ears and a tail with spikes on the end that shoot venom and attack things like humans and pull them into the water. Also known to spin webs and shoot lasers from eyes. Extrememly dangerous.

The wild Speagers of the areas surrounding the University of Western Ontario.

by Dr. Sherman Lipton, PhD, Biological Sciences and Awesomeness January 24, 2007

sileas

Sileas is a girl who is incredibly smart and she doubts her self about it. She is probably one of the best friends you have. She can be a little inside but that's ok because she makes you laugh constantly. She is the kind of person who can make you laugh when you are crying. If someone breaks your heart, she will brake there legs. She will do anything for you.

Person 1: Sileas is the best

Person 2: she really is

Person 3: I wish I could be Sileas

by I think you know who I am.... April 14, 2017

Speaker of the Mouse

The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.

We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2023

Grotto Speak

the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing

person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"

by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006

Bum Speak

The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.

Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"

by Mr Natural July 1, 2007

lag speak

lag speak is when you are attempting to speak online through voice chat and your internet is extremely shit so those you are speaking to can barely understand you.

Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Noonthhtinnigg muumchhc.
Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 2: Whhwatta yooyuu taatlkklinnigg abbaouuott?
Person 1: Stop speaking lag speak. Your internet is shit.

by AsianOnEggrollPatrol September 24, 2017

i speak horse

A sly reference to the size of his big wiener. As in Jeremy is hung like a horse.

She glanced down at the bulge in his Kenneth Cole jeans and knew exactly what he was talking about when he said " I speak horse". To her delight he proved it. From that day on she called them his wiener jeans.

by Get the Mac May 9, 2018