Neopolitan Shooter

To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.

(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).
My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!
by Master Dan December 24, 2008
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Cooter Shooter

The pull-out cumshot. creampie
"She wasn't on the pill so I gave her the old cooter shooter"

"I pulled out my cooter shooter and was ready for action"
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shooters touch

When a basketball player hits a shot, with a hint if luckiness, because he's just that much of a boss
by Callmekobe January 22, 2014
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Poop Shooter

A person who tells lies in order to impress others.
Man, you are such a poop shooter! Who in their right mind would believe that!
by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008
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Lemon Shooter

When one urinates into another persons mouth during fellatio. The act of urinating into the mouth of another person while receiving a blowjob.
Richard gave Regina a Lemon shooter while they were in the shower together. Needless to say, Regina was not amused.
by Randy Fupa May 31, 2015
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booty-shooter

A man who shoots at a female booty with his gentleman's sausage.
I'm a bit of a booty-shooter.
by MegaMacMan July 26, 2015
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Buffalo Shooter

When you take a bottle of Frank's Red Hot sauce and pour it into a man/woman's asshole, then you suck it out. Very uncomfortable for both parties.
"Hey dude, I heard you went out with Karen last night."

"Yeah, she let me do some Buffalo Shooters after her parents left for work."

"You need Jesus."
by Ewnowhy May 8, 2018
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