Man, I'm hungry as shit

A secret code created by Kevin Hart's friend used to silence your friends of talking about sketch subjects (such as a girl you met in a club that you cheated on your wife on) while your children or wife is in the room.

Man 1: *Calls Man 2*
Man 2: *Noticing that their wife is in the room* "Man, I'm hungry as shit."
Man 1: "Me too, anyways, what's going on."
Man 2: "Not much..."

Etc. Etc.

by fuckmepless May 28, 2018

making shit up

The process by which some academics (especially those in sociology and education) develop theories, do research, and publish articles.

The idea that the mummy was Nefertiti was established by the process of making shit up.

by Heptune May 15, 2005

das mah shit

ghetto version of "that's my shit"

Kap: "DOTA 2?"
Kap: "DAS MAH SHIT"

by MusubiBrah July 18, 2014

shit is real as kraft mayo

it is a term that you use to describe some thing that is unbelievable going on

shit is real as kraft mayo i got the new world wide high score in pac-man

by sexytacodab December 29, 2016

Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011

Martha Stewart that shit

When you try to stay in Jail in Monopoly to make money and win the game

I'm gonna Martha Stewart that shit!

by NidgeDFX August 13, 2015

Mac a Shit

To shit ones pants so badly that it flattens out like a beef pattie

Your ass has a lump, did you Mac a shit?
Hey your kid stinks, I think he mac’d a shit

by BigSexy68 May 13, 2020