Shaq

When you miss the toilet while peeing.

I just shaqed that one.

by Oh yeaaaaahhhhaahhh October 1, 2019

Big Shaq Boom

When you watch your grandparents trying out the doggy style at the same time as you blast your cum over your little sister and you here a BOOM.

Alex was on his way home and he was looking forward to the Big Shaq Boom

by Juan Antwan December 12, 2019

Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

Shaq Shots

The act of ejaculating in one's hand and slam dunking the ejaculate in a woman's vaginal canal, while she spreads her "lips," with enough force to shatter a backboard like Shaquille O Neil.

Jackson: Hey Emily, can we try the Shaq Shots again?
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.

by MrBeanStarin December 11, 2024

shaq packed

The disappointed feeling following the consumption of a a shaq pack and not becoming shaq.

"Damn, did you see Vivian this morning?"
"Yea man she looked shaq packed"

by Negro Won-Kenobi April 18, 2016

big-shaq

a term of endearment for close friends

friend 1: ayy what we doing tonight big-shaq?
friend 2: you already know we bouta run some rainbow 6

by d1rtysauce December 15, 2022

Shaq off

Similar to a jack off, but a shaq off. This one goes out to my boy Shaquon.

Guy 1: Duuude, I'm so bored right now.
Guy 2: You know what can fix that?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: A shaq off!

by JlNX November 24, 2023