Serius Jones

A Disgusting Sexual Position, The Usually consists of both participants being covered in shit while "Double Penetrating"

"Last night was one serious serius jones, i dont think ill get the smell out for at least a week"

by DictionaryDill January 3, 2009

sergio ramos(not a persons name)

one that is fake: one that talks shit on something then turns around a week later and does it; one that acts like your friend until your not in the room; also one that talks shit on someone and says he never wants to live with them again, but moves back in a month later and vigorously starts to suck their cocks; a real shit peice; cocksucker; one who sucks dick for the taste;one who dreams of speck and lingers on the thought of his dick; a worthless being; the definition of a flamer; one who lives his life trying to please Mr speck

damn lateley youve been acting like a "sergio ramos(not a persons name)"™ = ™

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by richardblahblah January 30, 2009

sergius

Name given to the loyal people . A sergius can be a mf at times. He can be a very loyal friend but he chooses his friends very wisely. He is usually cracked at video games but can be really mad when he loses. Acts like he knows everything though he does not wear glasses. He is usually a famous person on social media and in real life with many followers. Has a big mouth and knows funny jokes. He also never gets engaged with a girl for some reason nobody knows.

DUDE DID U JUST HIT 1billion SUBSCRIBERS!!!! Damn, you should be a Sergius

Bro, you won with 99/100 score and beat everyone, why are u crying like a Sergius

by Big dick sucker March 10, 2022

sernius

Juice is gay.

by Dictionary. March 7, 2003

sergio limon

Sergio limon is a cool mf that gets hoes and gets money . You can always find a sergio getting dope, money and hoes he is also good at trapping and pimping hoes

Sergio limon fucked my bitch

by Sergio limon November 23, 2016

sergio amador

Someone Amazing and really funny. Usually really tall and handsome. A Sergio Amador can be an amazing guy who is always making right choices when it comes to help his friends. Let's just say Sergio Amadors can get a lot of hoes who would do anything for their assess to be happy but Sergio Amadors don't see that because they are too busy focusing on other girls.

I love myself some Sergio Amador. That's my daddy bitch!

by can u keep a secret....... September 30, 2017

Sérgio

A nice guy by every definition of the word, often taken for granted and taken advantage of, not even realizing it. Fairly honest and sincere, always tries to keep things light hearted and calm, trying to cheer everyone up as well. May sometimes have serious issues such as depression, loneliness-induced lunacy and just overall sadness. Deserves to be taken care of nicely, as his heart is most likely severely broken and/or fragile.

In short, a great guy to have in your life, that deserves to be treated as such.

Girl 1: Oh there goes Sérgio! He always looks so down...

Girl 2: Yeah, he definitely needs some company.

by eatmybigpurplepoopybutts February 27, 2018