Scuba Steved

When I guy is going done on his girl and he’s super heavy breathing like he’s snorkeling

My mans most deft scuba steved me last night

by The things I come up with April 2, 2020

Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.

Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.

by Vundaba October 21, 2011

Scuba

When something is really cool.
(So Cool U Beg A lot) to get it

Dude, those shoes are hella scuba… where did you get them?

by Nick King 412 March 13, 2023

Scuba Skyving

When a person intentionally misses a regular obligation (such as work or school) and lies about his/her whereabouts. The term scuba refers to the fact that the person will have been in a warm climate where scuba diving is possible (e.g. the Caribbean).

Person 1: Hey, where's Bob he hasn't been in to the office for quite some time.
Person 2: Well, he texted me yesterday saying that he was sick but personally I think that he's Scuba Skyving

by v0306? March 17, 2009

scuba deuch

A total cunt muffin.

Your a scuba deuche

by Monsta monna September 13, 2017

Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021

scuba butt

The rash that develops when someone spends too much time in a hot wetsuit. Similar to diaper rash, and treatable the same ways.

I need to take a couple-day surface interval, I'm starting to get scuba butt.

by 500PSIguy October 4, 2021