scrumples

“one who searches for linty beans” meaning that they’re so musty that theywould be the kind of person to look for beans with lint.

“Hey, did you see how musty Sarah is?”
Oh, she’s a total scrumples. I’d stay away from her

by br1tney spears March 22, 2021

Scrupledonia

Scrupledonia, a land where freedom is free. A place in your mind and in reality. Where the only currency primium

This life sucks and my worries overwhelm, so I'm headed to Scrupledonia for awhile.

by Pr1ncessBrat June 21, 2021

scrambled_

yo mama

i am scrambled_ on youtube.com

by kanoabrink July 10, 2021

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

Scromelette

A scrambled omelette

Cormac: What would you call a perfect breakfast?
Laura: A scromelette!?!!

by Dave3875292 September 27, 2021

scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect

girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk

by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021

scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.

Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022