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dork scrimping

Involves an act of mating, between two people.. In which both people involved are dorks and can only express their love in quotes of things from popular culture, the more obscure the quote the better.
OMG i can't believe that guy just sung bad touch by blood hound game, the force is strong in this one and i am totally going to like dork scrimping the fuck out of that cock.
by totsnotmatthew April 15, 2019
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Simpy Shrimpy

A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.
Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.
by spray.cheese April 29, 2022
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Phone scrimping

When your partner feels a need to go on they’re phone as soon as you leave the room either to play clash Royale or go on YouTube and death scroll.
I left to get a snack and came back in he was phone scrimping
by Angrygothgirl August 19, 2025
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