Screen Vacation

Going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.

"It was a lovely screen vacation, I took 2000 photos of the Eiffel Tower."

by thesicks November 24, 2016

Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 26, 2015

Word on the screen

The equivalent of “word on the street” but, a rumor or piece of information currently being circulated on the internet.

Word on the screen is, Obama is demanding to see Trump’s elementary school diploma.

by Wordonthescreen March 9, 2019

Screen Burn

A permanent discoloration of areas on an electronic display such as a cathode ray tube (CRT) display or computer display monitor or television set caused by cumulative non-uniform usage of the pixels.

Screen Savers are designed to fight of screen burn.

My security camera monitor is screen burned in so much that I can see it even when not powered on.

by FUFULIGHTNING September 22, 2014

Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 25, 2017

2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010

safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008